remember that ncis scene where they were being “hacked” because tons of really irrelevant popups were coming up on their screen and so two of the main characters got up against one keyboard and furiously mashed keys
Play the audio and let your life near completion.
I was expecting it to stop after the end of the words on the picture…but nope
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
Imagine Danny DeVito as a scientist riding in a time-traveling Delorean, saying “We gotta go back!”
i hate small talk
tell me about how im gonna make you squart across the room and how that turns mw on. tell me about having the best oegamiom in the world everyday yeah baby. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
i love U2
Sext: “hello fancy French restaurant? I’ve got a naughty snail that won’t take a bath”